Dog Sunglasses

I am an aspiring filmmaker doing a short piece on the harm tobacco brings to western society. Part of this film involves having animals appear to smoke cigarettes.

I'd like to put a hat, sunglasses and lipstick on my grandmother's dog, and have her take a drag off a cigarette and blow smoke into the camera.

How would I go about doing this?

(Bonus: What shade of lipstick should I use?)